Cathy Coëz

Dirty Charms

Anti poetry & anti sculpture in everyday life

  1. The Dickhead. 11 am, the dickhead is loath to get out of bed.

    The Dickhead. 11 am, the dickhead is loath to get out of bed.

  2. The Moron. He is proud this moron of his morning hard-on.

    The Moron. He is proud this moron of his morning hard-on.

  3. The Motherfucker. It is time for this motherfucker to eat some bread and butter.

    The Motherfucker. It is time for this motherfucker to eat some bread and butter.

  4. The Whore. What? Again that whore knocking at the door!

    The Whore. What? Again that whore knocking at the door!

  5. The Dumbass. The cool dumbass scratches his ass.

    The Dumbass. The cool dumbass scratches his ass.

  6. The Wanker. Then this wanker tries to spank her!

    The Wanker. Then this wanker tries to spank her!

  7. The Dyke. So the dyke rides her bike.

    The Dyke. So the dyke rides her bike.

  8. The Jurk. Halfway she meets the jerk, coming back from Dunkirk.

    The Jurk. Halfway she meets the jerk, coming back from Dunkirk.

  9. The Tramp. They talk about the tramp they know she licks a stamp,

    The Tramp. They talk about the tramp they know she licks a stamp,

  10. The Slut. She’s a friend of that slut  who tries to get her cut!

    The Slut. She’s a friend of that slut who tries to get her cut!

  11. The Prick. Then this prick goes and calls Rick.

    The Prick. Then this prick goes and calls Rick.

  12. The Shithead. He talks a while with this shithead, asks him if he knows that Z’s dead.

    The Shithead. He talks a while with this shithead, asks him if he knows that Z’s dead.

  13. The Schmuck. Out of luck this schmuck got hit by a truck!

    The Schmuck. Out of luck this schmuck got hit by a truck!

  14. The Cunt. It’s a hit and run yells the cunt who swiftly goes on a manhunt.

    The Cunt. It’s a hit and run yells the cunt who swiftly goes on a manhunt.

  15. The Nigger. So quickly a nigger faces the trigger.

    The Nigger. So quickly a nigger faces the trigger.

  16. The Bastard. A witness, a bastard, vomits all his custard.

    The Bastard. A witness, a bastard, vomits all his custard.

  17. The Pussy. Nearby, a pretty young pussy  is listening to Claude Debussy,

    The Pussy. Nearby, a pretty young pussy is listening to Claude Debussy,

  18. The Bitch. While a quiet sensitive bitch is moved by a Malevitch.

    The Bitch. While a quiet sensitive bitch is moved by a Malevitch.